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I have never:

(_) BEEN DRUNK

(_) SMOKED POT

(_) KISSED A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX

(_) KISSED A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX

(_) CRASHED A FRIEND'S CAR

(x) BEEN TO JAPAN

(_) RODE IN A TAXI

(_) HAD ANAL SEX

(_) BEEN IN LOVE

(_) HAD SEX

(x) HAD SEX IN PUBLIC

(_) BEEN DUMPED

(x) SHOPLIFTED

(x) BEEN FIRED (laid off, but that doesn't count)

(x) BEEN IN A FIST FIGHT (many shoving matches in h.s., but no fists)

(x) HAD A THREESOME (i've been propositioned, but it's never been ideal)

(_) SNEAKED OUT OF MY PARENT'S HOUSE

(_) BEEN TIED UP (SEXUALLY)

(x) BEEN CAUGHT MASTURBATING

(_) PISSED ON MYSELF (kind of one time coming home from school, but not all the way)

(_) HAD SEX WITH A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX

(x) BEEN ARRESTED

(_) MADE OUT WITH A STRANGER

(_) STOLE SOMETHING FROM MY JOB

(_) CELEBRATED NEW YEARS IN TIME SQUARE

(_) GONE ON A BLIND DATE

(_) HAD A CRUSH ON A TEACHER

(x) CELEBRATED MARDI-GRAS IN NEW ORLEANS

(_) BEEN TO EUROPE

(_) SKIPPED SCHOOL

(x) SLEPT WITH A CO-WORKER

(x) CUT MYSELF ON PURPOSE

(x) HAD SEX AT THE OFFICE (well, unless home offices count)

(x) BEEN MARRIED

(x) BEEN DIVORCED

(_) HAD SEX WITH MORE THAN ONE PERSON WITHIN THE SAME WEEK

(_) POSED NUDE

(x) GOT SOMEONE DRUNK JUST TO HAVE SEX WITH THEM

(x) CHEATED ON MY CURRENT SIGNIFICANT OTHER (this isn't totally applicable)

(x) CHEATED ON PREVIOUS SIGNIFICANT OTHERS

(x) HAD SEX WITH MY BOSS

(_) DATED MY ROOMMATE

(x) BEEN FISTED AND/OR HAVE NEVER FISTED ANYONE

(x) THROWN UP IN A BAR

(_) SLEPT WITH AN EX

and

1. Your name spelled backwards. akire

2. Where were your parents born? tipp city ohio

3. What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer? adobe acrobat

4. What's your favorite restaurant? it's a tie: indian oven/el acapulco/la tavola

5. Last time you swam in a pool? last week

6. Have you ever been in a school play? yes.

7. How many kids do you want? i dunno yet. none? one? two? no more than that.

8. Type of music you dislike most? bad country or celion dion-esque stuff.

9. Are you registered to vote? yes and i actually vote to boot.

10. Do you have cable? barely.

11. Have you ever ridden on a moped? yes.

12. Ever prank call anybody? many tiimes. i in fact got a saturday school out of it once. whoa.

13. Ever get a parking ticket? yes.

14. Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving? skydiving. somehow at least if something happened, i'd feel like it was my fault and not someone else's.

15. Furthest place you ever traveled? prague? i think. i'm rather poor at geography.

16. Do you have a garden? no. i wish. someday i will.

17. What's your favorite comic strip? i never read them anymore. i used to like foxtrot and the office one. i can't remember the guys name.

18. Do you really know all the words to your national anthem? i think so.

19. Bath or Shower, morning or night? shower. as often as possible.

20. Best movie you've seen in the past month? big fish? i don't know if seen anything good in the past month.

21. Favorite pizza topping? pineapple with crushed red pepper.

22. Chips or popcorn? popcorn.

23. What color lipstick do you usually wear? dr. pepper chapstick.

24. Have you ever smoked peanut shells? huh? no.

25. Have you ever been in a beauty pageant? fuck no.

26. Orange or Apple juice? orange. definitely.

27. Who was the last person you went out to dinner with and where did you dine? sarah, jason, edit, marc, kim and jacob. adriatico's pizza. yum.

28. Favorite type chocolate bar? anything really. snickers is of course perfect.

29. When was the last time you voted at the polls? march? whenever the last round was.

30. Last time you ate a homegrown tomato? over the summer.

31. Have you ever won a trophy? dance ones amusingly enough.

32. Are you a good cook? very much so.

33. Do you know how to pump your own gas? yeah.

34. Ever order an article from an infomercial? only once. it was late. i was tired and feeling super fat. it's this 90 day workout tape thing.

35. Sprite or 7-up? diet sprite.

36. Have you ever had to wear a uniform to work? yes. and they're always terrible. one was dark green with an elastic waist. and the last was huge, hot and all polyester. i actually quit because of it.

37. Last thing you bought at a pharmacy? water, harvest bar and film.

38. Ever throw up in public? i don't think so.

39. Would you prefer being a millionaire or find true love? true love duh.

40. Do you believe in love at first sight? sometimes.

41. Ever call a 1-900 number? no.

42. Can exes be friends? yes. but there has to be a cool off time i think.

43. Who was the last person you visited in a hospital? my grandfather.

44. Did you have a lot of hair when you were a baby? yes. which is funny to me now.

45. What message is on your answering machine? no idea. but it's lame.

46. What's your all time favorite Saturday Night Live Character? will ferrell.

47. What was the name of your first pet? lick/licorice.

48. What is in your purse? which one? last one i used: cell phone, keys, pen, sketchbook, hair elastic, and chapstick.

49. Favorite thing to do before bedtime? read.

50. What is one thing you are grateful for today? to not be miserable.