..::06.06.06::..
"rapunzel! rapunzel! let down your dyed black hair!" it's the emo fairy tale never told...so speaking of tales...i heard what i believe to be an old wives tale today...that a dentist could tell if you'd given a blow job the day before a visit due to some bruising on the roof of your mouth. hilarous right? even more funny to me, or amazing depending, is that i have the relationship with my mother to ask such a question. she works for a dentist and was not only amused by the question--which i could barely make it through without bursting out laughing--but additionally promised to relay the answer via her coworkers to me on speakerphone tomorrow at work. how cool is that? is it seriously a wonder really that i abhor security badges? that i don't deal well with rules? and at the same time it shocks me that someone that can on onehand be SO june cleaver, is so fucking cool. i wouldn't trade my family nor my friends for anything. they are the best. and although i've moved miles...and prior to my move my circle seemed to get smaller and smaller...it got smaller here recently. i'm having a party on saturday. i tested out evite for the first time ever. it was rather nerve-breaking...and one of my friends said "hey. one of your friends used to be my roommate." given that his name was rather plain jane, and that this is chicago afterall...i was incredulous/disbelieving, but after a long conversation, i realized he was right. odd. i guess it just goes to show you that kevin bacon isn't the only one.
btw: since it is 666 i should mention:
http://dsc.discovery.com/news/briefs/20060605/666_hum.html?source=rss and the last few lines...fucking priceless
and that
a. angelina and brad pitt made me throw up in my mouth a little today re: activism and babies...a story about selling photos of their newborn that was housed above a photo of peewee herman (announcing peewee's playhouse on adultswim)
b. the last few lines of above article hahahah
c. kathy griffen(sp?)'s new show aired today. hrm
d. the omen reviews were bad and described the kid as looking angry as though forced to eat spinach at the dinner table haahhaha. oops.
